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Post by Twitchy_Artemis on Tue May 13, 2014 11:29 pm

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"Must have been awesome..."
"... not for you two though." I say to the demons.
".. though, you were fan favoirts." I say trying to make things look up for them. "People like hot demons."

Heh.
What is the demons and panties reaction to this.. shocking event?
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She shrugs.
"Hmmm, what kind of magical powers do you guys have, other then the sexy ass kicking ones." I say with a blush.

They look a bit quite and reserved.

"Well, we desire order and to do a good job..."
I smile. "Well, what I want is to live a nice life, figure out whats going on, and keep those two under some kind of control" I say pointing at the angels.
"In return.... I am not exactly going to be doing evil things, I am more the chaotic good type, you two mind that?" I ask them with a light smile.]

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Post by Rieverre on Wed May 14, 2014 5:01 am

Psyckosama wrote:Or at least she put it on hold there until she killed every motherfucker involved.

Or that yes.

Her eyes narrow. "Victor, the fuck do you know..."

You have a feeling that if it wasn't for the fact you're friends, and she trusts you, you'd be on the table, one hand another your neck and another holding a gun to your temple...

Which I guess is kind of hot but not really my thing ... anyway ...

"He's got legitimate fronts in town, but hasn't made a move to expand because of how ... crowded ... the Vice is. I've run across him at a fundraiser before, trying to schmooze with the locals, but I guess he's been too distracted elsewhere to make any real play and we were kind of busy with Ultor being a bunch of right shites at the time."

I shrug.

"Also, really Voyevoda, I run my interests out of the 7th Heaven and the 9th Layer? Of course I'm going to check on some shite calling his people 'Morningstar'."

And you two have relocated a number of corpses in your day.

Good times.

"Alright. I'm listening."

"Cliff notes? He's international, as if that wasn't obvious. Got his start in gun running, near as my sources could get back to me with. Legit and under the table both. Went corporate pretty early and started making inroads with security and PMCs. Mostly mundane, but I've heard say he's trying to break into the exotics bracket as well, with mixed results. He started diversifying a while back too, which I guess was natural progression when he started dealing with the Somali and similar interests across Indonesia. Prostitution and human trafficking mostly which is another reason I had an eye kept on his activities here."

The Seamstress Union out of the old quarter has the former sown up tighter than a virgins asshole anyway and is pretty scary about trade regulation. The latter ... well, if he'd brought that shit here ...

"To be honest, I was going to go with the nuclear option and call you if he ever went and brought that last part of his enterprise here."

We're momentarily interrupted by a waitress bringing the Boss her usual platter o' burgers.

"Then the shite started recruiting. He's currently folded Morningstar into something he's calling 'the Syndicate' with two other players. I've got a writeup on both _somewhere_, but long story short, the wannabe emo goth and his Tron shout outs manage to give the alphabet soup and their Brit cousins the runaround where electronics are concerned. The other guys are Loren's inroad into South America and run by a ..."

Here I just shake my head and pull up a match vid of Killbane on the flatscreen composed into one of the VIP room's walls.

"Well, this guy. By all accounts muscle with cartel ties, but there's been no confirmed connection to Santa Prisca. I wouldn't count it out though, even if he's just a fanboy of the actual Bane. Too much of a coincidence."

I drain my glass of bubbly.

"Like I said, I can give you more solid intel by evening. After that ... well, I have apparently been charged with 'making them fight evil or some shit'," I finger-quote, before motioning my thumb at the Anarchy sisters. "And while it's a homage I can't imagine the guy downstairs it too amused by someone turning his name into a franchise. So that's both of the sides of the coin covered."
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Re: I Want You to Fly Away: A Puntasticly Named DCAU RP

Post by Psyckosama on Wed May 14, 2014 10:29 am

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"... not for you two though." I say to the demons.

"What? Those two.... whores... were the main characters and not us?"

"Who the hell you calling a whore?!"

".. though, you were fan favoirts." I say trying to make things look up for them. "People like hot demons."

"Of course they do."


What is the demons and panties reaction to this.. shocking event?

Dafuq?

Anyways, you find someone talking about the Justice League on the news.

"Hmmm, what kind of magical powers do you guys have, other then the sexy ass kicking ones." I say with a blush.

Stocking grabs one of your socks and turns it into a tanto


I smile. "Well, what I want is to live a nice life, figure out whats going on, and keep those two under some kind of control" I say pointing at the angels.

"Nobody controls us."

"In return.... I am not exactly going to be doing evil things, I am more the chaotic good type, you two mind that?" I ask them with a light smile.

THey look a bit off put. You just said thier least favorate words.

Chaotic.... and Good.

Rieverre wrote:Or that yes.

She knows how to handle her shit.

Which I guess is kind of hot but not really my thing ... anyway ...

Though if you ask reaaal nice...

"He's got legitimate fronts in town, but hasn't made a move to expand because of how ... crowded ... the Vice is. I've run across him at a fundraiser before, trying to schmooze with the locals, but I guess he's been too distracted elsewhere to make any real play and we were kind of busy with Ultor being a bunch of right shites at the time."

"Hm. You got an address?"

I shrug.

"Also, really Voyevoda, I run my interests out of the 7th Heaven and the 9th Layer? Of course I'm going to check on some shite calling his people 'Morningstar'."

She nods.

Good times.

Most of them Ultor's

"Cliff notes? He's international, as if that wasn't obvious. Got his start in gun running, near as my sources could get back to me with. Legit and under the table both. Went corporate pretty early and started making inroads with security and PMCs. Mostly mundane, but I've heard say he's trying to break into the exotics bracket as well, with mixed results. He started diversifying a while back too, which I guess was natural progression when he started dealing with the Somali and similar interests across Indonesia. Prostitution and human trafficking mostly which is another reason I had an eye kept on his activities here."

The Seamstress Union out of the old quarter has the former sown up tighter than a virgins asshole anyway and is pretty scary about trade regulation. The latter ... well, if he'd brought that shit here ...

"To be honest, I was going to go with the nuclear option and call you if he ever went and brought that last part of his enterprise here."

"I see... her eyes narrow.

She has a bit of an "opinion" of human trafficking. It normally involves a rusty steak knife.

We're momentarily interrupted by a waitress bringing the Boss her usual platter o' burgers.

She digs in.

"Then the shite started recruiting. He's currently folded Morningstar into something he's calling 'the Syndicate' with two other players. I've got a writeup on both _somewhere_, but long story short, the wannabe emo goth and his Tron shout outs manage to give the alphabet soup and their Brit cousins the runaround where electronics are concerned. The other guys are Loren's inroad into South America and run by a ..."

"Tron shit?"

Here I just shake my head and pull up a match vid of Killbane on the flatscreen composed into one of the VIP room's walls.

"Well, this guy. By all accounts muscle with cartel ties, but there's been no confirmed connection to Santa Prisca. I wouldn't count it out though, even if he's just a fanboy of the actual Bane. Too much of a coincidence."

"Fuck the last thing we need is fucking Bane involved in this shit..."

I drain my glass of bubbly.

"Like I said, I can give you more solid intel by evening. After that ... well, I have apparently been charged with 'making them fight evil or some shit'," I finger-quote, before motioning my thumb at the Anarchy sisters. "And while it's a homage I can't imagine the guy downstairs it too amused by someone turning his name into a franchise. So that's both of the sides of the coin covered."

"How would you girls like to fuck some shit up?"

Scanty scowls. "As much as I'd like to revel in a roaring rampage of revenge with you wouldn't it be prudent to try a method a little less... obvious?"

The Boss's eyes narrow. "The fuck do you mean?"

"We destroy his location," Kneesocks replies, "And the only ones who suffer are his low level employees, who have nothing to do with his illegal business activities and the insurance company. And most likely us because a large smoking crater on the strip would be something of a giveaway."

"Then what the fuck do you suggest?"

"Sister? Are you sure though, it does involve those two..."

"Of course... might as well put them to work."

"The fuck are you talking about?"

Panty holds up a hand. "No, no, I think I'm getting it..."

Stocking's eyes narrow. "Getting what, hobag?"

Kneesocks smiles. "Your angelic luck of course."

Stocking frowned. "Yeah, about that. Didn't fucking work when we made that fucking deal."

"That's because we'd place a curse on you. Didn't expect it to backfire like it did."

"Your shit always backfires," Stocking replies earning glares, "Let me handle this..."

She looks at the boss. "Lets go play gamble."

"No, hold the fuck on, what's the plan? Seriously. The fucking plan, now."

Panty sighs. "Us angles, unless its rigged or there's some kind of evil magic..." she glares at the sisters, "We don't lose when gambling. Ever. It's a magical thing. Don't know if they have the same luck... but what I think they're thinking is we break the bank."

"Not just break the bank, Kneesocks replies, "We will break the bank and then drive them to put the deed on the line."

The Boss's eyes light up. "So you want to steal the fucking place, intact?"

"Exactly," Scanty replies

THe boss's smile is downright demonic.

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Re: I Want You to Fly Away: A Puntasticly Named DCAU RP

Post by Twitchy_Artemis on Wed May 14, 2014 10:43 am

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"What? Those two.... whores... were the main characters and not us?"

"Who the hell you calling a whore?!"
"... yeah, I know, and for whats it worth, a good few hundred thousand people agree with you, but it was a freaking Gainix anime.
"So, can we put all the old stuff behind us, and just blame japan for all this shit?"


"Of course they do."
I blush. "So do I." I say as I offer my hand.


Anyways, you find someone talking about the Justice League on the news.
".... Ok, welp, we are in a super hero universe now girls, this could be fun." I say with a smile.


Stocking grabs one of your socks and turns it into a tanto
...not while I am wearing it I hope :p

".. cool." I say as I try to hold the handle.


"Nobody controls us."
And I test both there shock collars at that with a light grin on my face.
"As you were saying?"


THey look a bit off put. You just said thier least favorate words.

Chaotic.... and Good.
"...hmm." I actually think for a bit, over what I said, and my history, and I realize something.
"... no, I am more of a neutral or trollish guy, one that used to think he was good, but thats more because I am just a nice guy at heart, but nice does not mean good." I say with a smirking grin.
"Are you willing to teach me to be bad, in this world, I think I can make a good nitch for ourselves if we mix a little good with a little bad." I say as I walk closer to them, a nice orderly plan in my head.

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Post by Rieverre on Wed May 14, 2014 11:26 am

Psyckosama wrote:Though if you ask reaaal nice...

My boner is so confused.

"Hm. You got an address?"

"Couple of Powder franchise stores, but that's mostly small-fries. Not enough manpower tied up in those to be anything serious. His big place is subsidiary owned, but I have a conspiracy nut in IT who traced the cash right back. Elysian Fields casino and hotel complex."

I tap the remote pad of the room's flatscreen to bring up some of the publicly available images of the place.

... and try not to think too deeply about the fact that my personal rooms are labeled 'inner sanctum' on floor plans, I have a very well stocked bondage dungeon, and both of these most likely amount to having Kinzie Kensington having done some of my IT security before she went back under.

"I see... her eyes narrow.

She has a bit of an "opinion" of human trafficking. It normally involves a rusty steak knife.

Which is part of why we get along.

"Tron shit?"

"Glowy neon high-tech toys. Old sci-fi film. Miller's people mostly work with high-tech stuff and the guy himself is a colossal nerd. This coming from _me_. He's got actual skill though."

"Fuck the last thing we need is fucking Bane involved in this shit..."

"He hasn't shown he can call on that kind of merc muscle, but yeah, this being bad would be the understatement of the decade."

"Not just break the bank, Kneesocks replies, "We will break the bank and then drive them to put the deed on the line."

The Boss's eyes light up. "So you want to steal the fucking place, intact?"

"Exactly," Scanty replies

THe boss's smile is downright demonic.

"That's positively evil _and_ perfectly plausible. We're in the honeymoon period, or close enough as makes no nevermind. Hitting up my casinos is boring without the thrill of really being able to lose. So going on a night out on the town with my new darling brides to throw around ludicrous amounts of money and enjoy ourselves is hardly going to draw the wrong kind of attention. Initially. I love it."

Scanty and Kneesocks get tender kisses. Panty gets her tonsils checked. Stocking gets a ZAP.

*Ahem*

"I always did love caper movies."

Why yes, I am grinning ear to ear.

Does the Boss want a ringside seat for the show? After all, there are makeup artists and clothing stores on the premises and it would look strange if me and my spouses went around without at least one tough-as-nails bodyguard.
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Post by Psyckosama on Wed May 14, 2014 4:26 pm

Rieverre wrote:My boner is so confused.

On one hand, strong, sexy, extremely fit and beautiful woman...

On the other, mass murdering russian psychopath crimelord.

"Couple of Powder franchise stores, but that's mostly small-fries. Not enough manpower tied up in those to be anything serious. His big place is subsidiary owned, but I have a conspiracy nut in IT who traced the cash right back. Elysian Fields casino and hotel complex."

She smirks. "Well, I'll give you first go... but if your plan doesn't work I redecorate."

I tap the remote pad of the room's flatscreen to bring up some of the publicly available images of the place.

She watches carefully.

... and try not to think too deeply about the fact that my personal rooms are labeled 'inner sanctum' on floor plans, I have a very well stocked bondage dungeon, and both of these most likely amount to having Kinzie Kensington having done some of my IT security before she went back under.

You do. She does freelance security work.

Which is part of why we get along.

Yep.

"Glowy neon high-tech toys. Old sci-fi film. Miller's people mostly work with high-tech stuff and the guy himself is a colossal nerd. This coming from _me_. He's got actual skill though."

"I've seen tron. So they're some kind of Raver Ninja dorks? Sounds pathetic..." she snorts. "What kind of skills does he have."

"He hasn't shown he can call on that kind of merc muscle, but yeah, this being bad would be the understatement of the decade."

She nods. "I've met Bane. If you like I can show you my scar."

"That's positively evil _and_ perfectly plausible. We're in the honeymoon period, or close enough as makes no nevermind. Hitting up my casinos is boring without the thrill of really being able to lose. So going on a night out on the town with my new darling brides to throw around ludicrous amounts of money and enjoy ourselves is hardly going to draw the wrong kind of attention. Initially. I love it."

Scanty and Kneesocks get tender kisses. Panty gets her tonsils checked. Stocking gets a ZAP.

*Ahem*

"I always did love caper movies."

Why yes, I am grinning ear to ear.

Does the Boss want a ringside seat for the show? After all, there are makeup artists and clothing stores on the premises and it would look strange if me and my spouses went around without at least one tough-as-nails bodyguard.

Oh, she's coming with. She's going to part of this. She's also calling in a couple of the homies. Morningstar won't take this lying down so you need to be ready to strike back. For one she suggests getting hard copies made of all your asset sheets or some shit. They hacked away the saints fucking empire. You need guards against that.

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Post by Rieverre on Wed May 14, 2014 4:50 pm

Psyckosama wrote:On one hand, strong, sexy, extremely fit and beautiful woman...

On the other, mass murdering russian psychopath crimelord.

Bingo.

She smirks. "Well, I'll give you first go... but if your plan doesn't work I redecorate."

"SOP applies. If it comes to that, let's try to limit collateral, as much as is plausible anyway. I still have to live here."

You do. She does freelance security work.

Dammit. I need to try and hook her on a more permanent basis. Probably won't work, but I still need to try.

"I've seen tron. So they're some kind of Raver Ninja dorks? Sounds pathetic..." she snorts. "What kind of skills does he have."

"He's electronic support. Haven't heard of him getting his own hands dirty, but dicking around with computers? This is second hand, but the source was reliable enough and said he's given MI6 the runaround before and they didn't even know it was him."

She nods. "I've met Bane. If you like I can show you my scar."

"I haven't and don't particularly want to. Meet Bane I mean. Plead the fifth on the latter right now."

Oh, she's coming with. She's going to part of this. She's also calling in a couple of the homies. Morningstar won't take this lying down so you need to be ready to strike back. For one she suggests getting hard copies made of all your asset sheets or some shit. They hacked away the saints fucking empire. You need guards against that.

"... yeah, I'm betting that was Miller. Shit. My friend, you're preaching to the choir. I've got asset listings backed up and notarized, and capital I'm not in need of using gets tied up or ... well, that would be telling."

I do let Not!Alfred know to make sure we're up to date on our backups. Oh, and to please let the security team it might be working tonight. Just, you know, as a precaution.

"I'm almost afraid to ask but who'd you bring?"

Anyway ... night on the town ... yeah, dressing up required. Slinky dresses for the demons and angels, and a suit so sharp I could cut myself on the creases, complete with mandarin-collared shirt, for me. I fix Voyevoda up with sharp security goon chic including low-profile body armor. Same for her crew. And get some makeup artists to get them looking less like themselves.
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Post by Psyckosama on Wed May 14, 2014 8:24 pm

Rieverre wrote:Bingo.

Yep.

"SOP applies. If it comes to that, let's try to limit collateral, as much as is plausible anyway. I still have to live here."

"Look on the bright side, Comrade. I hear large smoking craters go for next to nothing on the real estate market!"

Dammit. I need to try and hook her on a more permanent basis. Probably won't work, but I still need to try.

Well, if the photos are correct you had her hooked to the ceiling for a while...

Shandi too. Then again, who hasn't fucked Shandi?

And you have the impression that Shandi's the one who introduced you to The Boss here.

"He's electronic support. Haven't heard of him getting his own hands dirty, but dicking around with computers? This is second hand, but the source was reliable enough and said he's given MI6 the runaround before and they didn't even know it was him."

"Sounds slick, but I have his name and I don't give two fucks about due process."

"I haven't and don't particularly want to. Meet Bane I mean. Plead the fifth on the latter right now."

She swirls her finger on your chest. "Like I said, I don't give two fucks about due process..."

Kneesocks coughs.

"Don't worry, Hell Girl, you'd get him back intact..."

"... yeah, I'm betting that was Miller. Shit. My friend, you're preaching to the choir. I've got asset listings backed up and notarized, and capital I'm not in need of using gets tied up or ... well, that would be telling."

"That simplifies everything now doesn't it?" she observes. "So all we probably need to do to get everything back is to string him upside down naked in a meat processing plant and be very convincing."

Scanty rolls her eyes. "Such crude tactics."

"You have a better idea, little girl?"

She nods. "While torture does have a unique zest to it, I find that it is... crude. It lacks grace. It has a momentary, visceral appeal, but if you really want to make them suffer you don't do something as... momentary as pain."

"I am Listening. What do you suggest?"

"I suggest a sensory deprivation tank. Put him on an IV drip, deny him of food, sleep, water, light, sound, all sensation, all human contact... and leave him prisoner in only his own mind. Let his own demons drive him to the point of madness and then offer him but one escape from the hell of his own mind..."

"He tells us where our shit is?"

"No," Kneesocks replies with a smirk. "He sells you his soul."

Panty looks over. "And this is why I don't hang out with fucking demons."

I do let Not!Alfred know to make sure we're up to date on our backups. Oh, and to please let the security team it might be working tonight. Just, you know, as a precaution.

"We shall make up to date hard copies, sir..."

They almost always make hard copies. Seriously, you go though a 50 disc blueray spindle a week.

"I'm almost afraid to ask but who'd you bring?"

"Shandi and this new guy, Angel."

[quote]Anyway ... night on the town ... yeah, dressing up required. Slinky dresses for the demons and angels,[quote]

They have their own wardrobe. And while the demons do elegant, and Panty is the incarnation of slinky, PAnty is of course, downright victorian... as sutis her gothic lolita style.

and a suit so sharp I could cut myself on the creases, complete with mandarin-collared shirt, for me. I fix Voyevoda up with sharp security goon chic including low-profile body armor. Same for her crew. And get some makeup artists to get them looking less like themselves.

She has her own clothes, thanks. She dresses well. so do her men.

And hell, shandi doesn't look like a drugged out whore anymore.

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Post by Rieverre on Wed May 14, 2014 9:00 pm

Psyckosama wrote:"Look on the bright side, Comrade. I hear large smoking craters go for next to nothing on the real estate market!"

"Yes, but I was under the impression that the rule of thumb was loot _then_ burn and/or explode."

Well, if the photos are correct you had her hooked to the ceiling for a while...

... you know, I'm strangely comfortable with this. ^^

Shandi too. Then again, who hasn't fucked Shandi?

And you have the impression that Shandi's the one who introduced you to The Boss here.

Well, Ultor probably tried making inroads into Vice City and was its usual charming self. And Shaundi was already in the drink with that.

She swirls her finger on your chest. "Like I said, I don't give two fucks about due process..."

Kneesocks coughs.

"Don't worry, Hell Girl, you'd get him back intact..."

"I'm experiencing the strangest mixture of arousal and pure animal terror right now ... but as much as I hate to say it, business first?"

"That simplifies everything now doesn't it?" she observes. "So all we probably need to do to get everything back is to string him upside down naked in a meat processing plant and be very convincing."

Scanty rolls her eyes. "Such crude tactics."

"You have a better idea, little girl?"

She nods. "While torture does have a unique zest to it, I find that it is... crude. It lacks grace. It has a momentary, visceral appeal, but if you really want to make them suffer you don't do something as... momentary as pain."

"I am Listening. What do you suggest?"

"I suggest a sensory deprivation tank. Put him on an IV drip, deny him of food, sleep, water, light, sound, all sensation, all human contact... and leave him prisoner in only his own mind. Let his own demons drive him to the point of madness and then offer him but one escape from the hell of his own mind..."

"He tells us where our shit is?"

"No," Kneesocks replies with a smirk. "He sells you his soul."

Panty looks over. "And this is why I don't hang out with fucking demons."

"Creepy, yet practical. By that same token you could go and hold his hopes and dreams captive - he's supposedly a massive NyteBlade fanboy. Either way it's pure speculation at this point. We have to get our hands on him first," I'd feel sorry for Matt, but the way things are now it's damn near to a state of open war. Hmm ... I need to remember to find out Josh Birk's tour plans, and possibly see about who owns the rights to NyteBlade. We might not need to resort to torture or horrible horrible mindbending if a spot of bribery and blackmail could work just as well.

"We shall make up to date hard copies, sir..."

They almost always make hard copies. Seriously, you go though a 50 disc blueray spindle a week.

Pragmatism, hoooo.

"Shandi and this new guy, Angel."

"That's thematically appropriate."

They have their own wardrobe. And while the demons do elegant, and Panty is the incarnation of slinky, Stocking is of course, downright victorian... as sutis her gothic lolita style.

Chances are nobody at all is going to be paying any attention to me or anyone other than these four, which suits our purposes juuuuuust fine.

She has her own clothes, thanks. She dresses well. so do her men.

And hell, shandi doesn't look like a drugged out whore anymore.

To be fair, she looked more like an activist with a constantly clinging whiff of pot about her. I kind of preferred that to the grim bearer of doom, gloom and severe glares she seems to have become now.

Anyway, if we're still going with the plan of making them appear to be my security goons to get them into the Fields without anyone being the wiser, transportation is in my corner. Limo for my 'family' and an SUV or two for however many people the Boss brings.
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Post by Psyckosama on Thu May 15, 2014 1:05 am

Rieverre wrote:"Yes, but I was under the impression that the rule of thumb was loot _then_ burn and/or explode."

"Make do with what you can, da?"

... you know, I'm strangely comfortable with this. ^^

Heh.

Well, Ultor probably tried making inroads into Vice City and was its usual charming self. And Shaundi was already in the drink with that.

Yep. Though from what you've heard, these days they're looking to Mars.

"I'm experiencing the strangest mixture of arousal and pure animal terror right now

"That is what makes it fun."

[quote] ... but as much as I hate to say it, business first?"

She mock pouts.

Seriously, you two have been like this ever since the time she thought you were fucking with her, pulled a gun on you and your response was to mention that you had a raging boner and that the only fucking that you wanted to do with her would involve her riding you like a pony.

Gat actually dropped his gun and choked.

She laughed like a maniac.

Good times. ^_^

"Creepy, yet practical. By that same token you could go and hold his hopes and dreams captive - he's supposedly a massive NyteBlade fanboy. Either way it's pure speculation at this point. We have to get our hands on him first," I'd feel sorry for Matt, but the way things are now it's damn near to a state of open war. Hmm ... I need to remember to find out Josh Birk's tour plans, and possibly see about who owns the rights to NyteBlade. We might not need to resort to torture or horrible horrible mindbending if a spot of bribery and blackmail could work just as well.

"What, buy the rights and threaten to cancle the show?"

She shrugs. "It's pure shit anyways."

Pragmatism, hoooo.

Yep.

"That's thematically appropriate."

Heh.

Chances are nobody at all is going to be paying any attention to me or anyone other than these four, which suits our purposes juuuuuust fine.

Yep.

To be fair, she looked more like an activist with a constantly clinging whiff of pot about her. I kind of preferred that to the grim bearer of doom, gloom and severe glares she seems to have become now.

She smoked so much you could have probably gotten high by smoking her HAIR.

Anyway, if we're still going with the plan of making them appear to be my security goons to get them into the Fields without anyone being the wiser, transportation is in my corner. Limo for my 'family' and an SUV or two for however many people the Boss brings.

Actually, they were thinking another plan... the angels... their luck is transmissible as long as they do shit like blow on the dice before a roll. It would be much more of an insult if the saints were to do it, not just be here, but legally pull the place out from under him.

In the end, your girls, your town, you can have majority everything but they want their colors and symbol on the doors. They want the motherfucker to loose to them and see his 150 million dollar resort casino turned into a palace honoring his enemies.

This is not about getting money, though it will help, this is about avenging Johnny Gat.

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Post by Psyckosama on Thu May 15, 2014 1:09 am

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"... yeah, I know, and for whats it worth, a good few hundred thousand people agree with you, but it was a freaking Gainix anime.
"So, can we put all the old stuff behind us, and just blame japan for all this shit?"

Confused look.

I blush. "So do I." I say as I offer my hand.

Its taken.


".... Ok, welp, we are in a super hero universe now girls, this could be fun." I say with a smile.

The demons scowl. "Those retched comic books?"

Panty drolls. "I've read some of them... its like a buffet."

"I don't care as long as there's a cake bar."


...not while I am wearing it I hope :p

No.

".. cool." I say as I try to hold the handle.

It goes limp and turns back to a sock the moment it leaves her hand.

"Magic."


And I test both there shock collars at that with a light grin on my face.
"As you were saying?"

Panty glares and sneers.

Stocking sighs. "That's the shit."


"...hmm." I actually think for a bit, over what I said, and my history, and I realize something.
"... no, I am more of a neutral or trollish guy, one that used to think he was good, but thats more because I am just a nice guy at heart, but nice does not mean good." I say with a smirking grin.
"Are you willing to teach me to be bad, in this world, I think I can make a good nitch for ourselves if we mix a little good with a little bad." I say as I walk closer to them, a nice orderly plan in my head.

"Yes, teaching you the wonders of strict control and absolute order would be a good idea."

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Post by Twitchy_Artemis on Thu May 15, 2014 1:25 am

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Confused look.
"the people who wrote the story were middle age Japanese salerymen, can we just all blame them for what happened back before you meet me?"

Its taken.
And I act like a true romantic, and kiss Kneesocks hand softly.
"...it is wonderful to meet you, madams." I say in a french accent.

The demons scowl. "Those retched comic books?"

Panty drolls. "I've read some of them... its like a buffet."
I grin a little. "Well, there retched, but fun to read, we might be able to take adventage of this stuff to get ourselves our own little slice of the world." I say with ideas flowing through my head.

"I don't care as long as there's a cake bar."
"... Im more the steak kinda guy." I say with a shrug.

It goes limp and turns back to a sock the moment it leaves her hand.

"Magic."
"I figured that out, is it the kind you can teach?" I ask stocking.

Panty glares and sneers.

Stocking sighs. "That's the shit."
I sigh back. "Listen, I dont really want to turn you two into humans, your both not fit for it at this point, but I will if you wont work with me to improve yourselves." I say in a soft tone as I help them up.

"Yes, teaching you the wonders of strict control and absolute order would be a good idea."
I sigh. ".... I could use that, I really could..." I look up at the demons. "... but if your going to be my minions, you should learn how to roll with chaos, use it to your advantage to get an orderly outcome." I say with a smile.
"Open up your ways of thinking." I say in an encouraging tone.

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Post by Rieverre on Thu May 15, 2014 1:41 am

Psyckosama wrote:Yep. Though from what you've heard, these days they're looking to Mars.

Hm. Might be something to look into ... though from what I remember Loren was actually well into grabbing up the other Ultor divisions after Vogel bit it. Opportunity knocks.

Seriously, you two have been like this ever since the time she thought you were fucking with her, pulled a gun on you and your response was to mention that you had a raging boner and that the only fucking that you wanted to do with her would involve her riding you like a pony.

Gat actually dropped his gun and choked.

She laughed like a maniac.

Good times. ^_^

... again, I see no problem with this. ^^

"What, buy the rights and threaten to cancle the show?"

She shrugs. "It's pure shit anyways."

"Just listing our options. I'm contractually obligated to have at least one plan that basically boils down to 'throw money at problem'."

She smoked so much you could have probably gotten high by smoking her HAIR.

Shaundi's kind of like a Nickelback album. Fun at first but then you realize it's all one and the same song.

Actually, they were thinking another plan... the angels... their luck is transmissible as long as they do shit like blow on the dice before a roll. It would be much more of an insult if the saints were to do it, not just be here, but legally pull the place out from under him.

In the end, your girls, your town, you can have majority everything but they want their colors and symbol on the doors. They want the motherfucker to loose to them and see his 150 million dollar resort casino turned into a palace honoring his enemies.

This is not about getting money, though it will help, this is about avenging Johnny Gat.

Fine with that plan too.

I tell them I was going to offer to split the profits from the legal side of this particular venture as well as let them put the colors up since ...

"Let's face it, I'm not doing this shit for the quick buck. I want this city buttoned up and all but mine from the legal standpoint as well as profitable in the long term and I've read the quarterlies on Stilwater. You guys actually work out pretty damn well for local economy. I've already figured that if I'm going to have crime it might as well be organized crime, and if I'm going to have that ... well, you lot are a better option than I'm likely to find anywhere."

Goes without saying that, in that case, they can pick up the outright illegal crap we find on-site since sanitizing it if I wanted to make use of it would be more effort than it's worth.

A little good-will goes a long way.

Anyway, shiny limo ride ... since if we're going with this plan? Might as well make it a party affair.

"So, besides this recent shitstorm, how's it been going? Heard you got an actual marketing department now."
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Post by Psyckosama on Thu May 15, 2014 1:47 am

Rieverre wrote:Hm. Might be something to look into ... though from what I remember Loren was actually well into grabbing up the other Ultor divisions after Vogel bit it. Opportunity knocks.

"Yeah, something about mining. I fell asleep about that point."

... again, I see no problem with this. ^^

Shandi did comment that you were a pretty good lay...

"Just listing our options. I'm contractually obligated to have at least one plan that basically boils down to 'throw money at problem'."

"Yeah, good thing about money. Ever tell you about the time I used a 100,000 dollar anti-tank missile just to do a job that paid 25 grand? It's all about making a statement. the Saints don't fuck around."

Shaundi's kind of like a Nickelback album. Fun at first but then you realize it's all one and the same song.

Heh.

Fine with that plan too.

I tell them I was going to offer to split the profits from the legal side of this particular venture as well as let them put the colors up since ...

"Let's face it, I'm not doing this shit for the quick buck. I want this city buttoned up and all but mine from the legal standpoint as well as profitable in the long term and I've read the quarterlies on Stilwater. You guys actually work out pretty damn well for local economy. I've already figured that if I'm going to have crime it might as well be organized crime, and if I'm going to have that ... well, you lot are a better option than I'm likely to find anywhere."

"Sounds good to us... though we are going a bit more legit plus..." she shares a look with Shandi. "Well, we'll talk once this is done."

Goes without saying that, in that case, they can pick up the outright illegal crap we find on-site since sanitizing it if I wanted to make use of it would be more effort than it's worth.

A little good-will goes a long way.

Anyway, shiny limo ride ... since if we're going with this plan? Might as well make it a party affair.

"So, besides this recent shitstorm, how's it been going? Heard you got an actual marketing department now."

"Pierce does good work."

Anyways, once you get there... when she shows up everyone is on edge. And you notice large numbers of men in red and black suits show up. Then you start gambling...

It takes you about 3 hours to wipe the place out. About that time you're handed a phone.

Guess who?

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Post by Rieverre on Thu May 15, 2014 2:03 am

Psyckosama wrote:"Yeah, something about mining. I fell asleep about that point."

"Gets pretty boring until you get the realization of 'fuck yes, spaceships' and then it's all shiny and new."

Shandi did comment that you were a pretty good lay...

That's as glowing endorsement as she's likely to give. I'm pretty flattered.

"Yeah, good thing about money. Ever tell you about the time I used a 100,000 dollar anti-tank missile just to do a job that paid 25 grand? It's all about making a statement. the Saints don't fuck around."

"Money's great to have as long as you remember it's a means, not an end, and something to use like any other tool. That sounds like an awesome story by the way."

Shaundi's kind of like a Nickelback album. Fun at first but then you realize it's all one and the same song.

Heh.

"Sounds good to us... though we are going a bit more legit plus..." she shares a look with Shandi. "Well, we'll talk once this is done."

I nod. Diversifying your interests is sound business strategy.

"Pierce does good work."

Anyways, once you get there... when she shows up everyone is on edge. And you notice large numbers of men in red and black suits show up. Then you start gambling...

It takes you about 3 hours to wipe the place out. About that time you're handed a phone.

Guess who?

"And a good evening to you too, Monsieur Loren. I must say, this is a lovely establishment you have here. Such attentive service."
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Post by Psyckosama on Thu May 15, 2014 2:09 am

Rieverre wrote:"Gets pretty boring until you get the realization of 'fuck yes, spaceships' and then it's all shiny and new."

She shrugs. "I am not much of a person for space. Or flying"

Seriously, the way she flies? You wonder if she's ever actually LANDED a fixed win aircraft... :p

That's as glowing endorsement as she's likely to give. I'm pretty flattered.

Heh.

"Money's great to have as long as you remember it's a means, not an end, and something to use like any other tool. That sounds like an awesome story by the way."

"It is. Son of a bitch learned the hard way that an armored limo doesn't do shit against a javelin missile."

I nod. Diversifying your interests is sound business strategy.

They're thinking of something there.

"And a good evening to you too, Monsieur Loren. I must say, this is a lovely establishment you have here. Such attentive service."

"What the hell do you think you are doing, Black?"

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Post by Rieverre on Thu May 15, 2014 2:22 am

Psyckosama wrote:She shrugs. "I am not much of a person for space. Or flying"

Seriously, the way she flies? You wonder if she's ever actually LANDED a fixed win aircraft... :p

"There's these things called pilots, you should try hiring one sometime. Great if you want to kip on a cross-state or international, or, you know, just enjoy lighting things up with the guns on an attack chopper."

"It is. Son of a bitch learned the hard way that an armored limo doesn't do shit against a javelin missile."

Ha!

"What the hell do you think you are doing, Black?"

"Gambling? That is the purpose of this establishment, is it not?" I reply pleasantly, thumbing the phone to go to speaker. "Some friends of mine visited and took me out to celebrate my recent good fortune, since it's just no fun when the house always winning is the only option. Though it appears the Fields have run dry and I'm loathe to cut the evening short after it's only just started."
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Post by Psyckosama on Thu May 15, 2014 3:09 am

Rieverre wrote:"There's these things called pilots, you should try hiring one sometime. Great if you want to kip on a cross-state or international, or, you know, just enjoy lighting things up with the guns on an attack chopper."

"I fly just fine." she snaps.

"Gambling? That is the purpose of this establishment, is it not?" I reply pleasantly, thumbing the phone to go to speaker. "Some friends of mine visited and took me out to celebrate my recent good fortune, since it's just no fun when the house always winning is the only option. Though it appears the Fields have run dry and I'm loathe to cut the evening short after it's only just started."

"Yes, and your friends are no doubt mourning the loss of their lost comrade... and like beggars in the night have come to you to give them the vengeance of which they are incapable of finding on their own." He pauses. "Take your money and go home, Black. You do not want me as your enemy."

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Post by Rieverre on Thu May 15, 2014 3:30 am

Psyckosama wrote:"I fly just fine." she snaps.

Shaundi and Angel are probably studiously not looking at her.

"Snippy. I know for a fact you've jumped out of more aircraft than you've landed, Voyevoda. I think whoever does your SaintWatch site has a counter up and everything." I bring the relevant site up on one of the limo's screens.

"Yes, and your friends are no doubt mourning the loss of their lost comrade... and like beggars in the night have come to you to give them the vengeance of which they are incapable of finding on their own." He pauses. "Take your money and go home, Black. You do not want me as your enemy."

I ignore the first part for the moment, and give the Boss a level look hoping she does so as well.

"And things were just about to get interesting. It's not as though this is a serious hit for your coffers at all and the evening's still missing something. I was going to offer you the chance to win all of it back you know. And I was even going to offer to not, oh, I don't know, mention to a sometime poker partner of mine with a room at the Lubyanka your ... guest. That's just the kind of nice guy I am. A gentleman's wager Phillipe. This is a really nice place and it's a shame to quit when I'm really getting to the spirit of things so ... a chance to win it all back with a little assurance, against this little slice of sin?"
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Post by Psyckosama on Thu May 15, 2014 3:34 am

Rieverre wrote:Shaundi and Angel are probably studiously not looking at her.

"Snippy. I know for a fact you've jumped out of more aircraft than you've landed, Voyevoda. I think whoever does your SaintWatch site has a counter up and everything." I bring the relevant site up on one of the limo's screens.

"I'm good at flying. Landing, not so much.."

I ignore the first part for the moment, and give the Boss a level look hoping she does so as well.

She looks ready to reach through the phone line and strangle him to death.

"And things were just about to get interesting. It's not as though this is a serious hit for your coffers at all and the evening's still missing something. I was going to offer you the chance to win all of it back you know. And I was even going to offer to not, oh, I don't know, mention to a sometime poker partner of mine with a room at the Lubyanka your ... guest. That's just the kind of nice guy I am. A gentleman's wager Phillipe. This is really nice place and it's a shame to quit when I'm really getting to the spirit of things so ... a chance to win it all back with a little assurance, against this little slice of sin?"

There's a short pause and then a deep hiss. "What do you want."

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Post by Rieverre on Thu May 15, 2014 3:43 am

Psyckosama wrote:"I'm good at flying. Landing, not so much.."

"It's good to have goals though. Mars just seems like one that's just lofty enough."

She looks ready to reach through the phone line and strangle him to death.

Oh, we'll get there eventually, no mistake.

There's a short pause and then a deep hiss. "What do you want."

"One last round. You know how it is to enjoy being the only game in town that matters. You put up this place and everything in it. I put up the funds so recently come into my possession and agree to never mention that particular issue to that particular friend, though it will break my heart. I think they used to play chess."

And if he agrees ... well, I'll let Boss deliver the coup-de-grace, with Good Luck Charm Panty in her lap.
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Post by Psyckosama on Thu May 15, 2014 3:54 am

Rieverre wrote:"It's good to have goals though. Mars just seems like one that's just lofty enough."

She shrugs.

Oh, we'll get there eventually, no mistake.

The fact she isn't KILLING people is a lesson.

"One last round. You know how it is to enjoy being the only game in town that matters. You put up this place and everything in it. I put up the funds so recently come into my possession and agree to never mention that particular issue to that particular friend, though it will break my heart. I think they used to play chess."

And if he agrees ... well, I'll let Boss deliver the coup-de-grace, with Good Luck Charm Panty in her lap.

You take a step over to the craps table.

"Lets settle this on one roll."

She holds out her hand and Panty and STocking blow on the dice and she throws.

What comes next is a storm. After about 15 MINUTES of constant rolls... she finally sevens out.

Needless to say, this place now belongs to you and the 3rd Street Saints.

"I think this place needs new rugs... how about you, Shandi."

"Fuck the rugs, this is a waste of time."

There's a primal growl over the phone. "Alright. The die has been cast and you've taken your sides. Men, take them to the offices and show them what they've won."

The line goes dead and a large scary man grabs your arm and you feel something being pressed into your side. They begin to pull you off."

"Time to collect, madems and sirs..."

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Post by Rieverre on Thu May 15, 2014 4:03 am

Psyckosama wrote:You take a step over to the craps table.

"Lets settle this on one roll."

She holds out her hand and Panty and STocking blow on the dice and she throws.

What comes next is a storm. After about 15 MINUTES of constant rolls... she finally sevens out.

Needless to say, this place now belongs to you and the 3rd Street Saints.

"I think this place needs new rugs... how about you, Shandi."

"Fuck the rugs, this is a waste of time."

There's a primal growl over the phone. "Alright. The die has been cast and you've taken your sides. Men, take them to the offices and show them what they've won."

The line goes dead and a large scary man grabs your arm and you feel something being pressed into your side. They begin to pull you off."

"Time to collect, madems and sirs..."

And I'd be surprised if this wasn't something entirely predictable, both where Loren's personality is concerned and where the genre inevitably ends up ...

I 'trip' on the carpet, go limp and let myself fall to get out of the line of fire, and punch him in the nuts on the way down.

"Cleanup on Isle 5!"

Then use the body as cover and take potshot at the goons, moving as needed, as the room erupts in an orgy of stabbings, violence and gunfire.

"And don't break too much of our stuff!"
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Post by Psyckosama on Thu May 15, 2014 4:09 am

Rieverre wrote:And I'd be surprised if this wasn't something entirely predictable, both where Loren's personality is concerned and where the genre inevitably ends up ...

Yep.

I 'trip' on the carpet, go limp and let myself fall to get out of the line of fire, and punch him in the nuts on the way down.

"Cleanup on Isle 5!"

Then use the body as cover and take potshot at the goons, moving as needed, as the room erupts in an orgy of stabbings, violence and gunfire.

"And don't break too much of our stuff!"

The girls all transform, leading to Shandi freaking out. "The fuck? You found the only four bitches more fucked up than I used to be..."

Then they turn thier underwear into weapons...

"THE FUCK?!"

A couple swings and shots later the enemies are all disabled.

Well, except for those in hand to hand with Angel and the Boss. They're more beaten to bloody pulps.

The boss picks up one of thier guns and unless you stop her is going to mess up the rugs. And leave you with bodies in your new place.

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Post by Rieverre on Thu May 15, 2014 4:22 am

Psyckosama wrote:The girls all transform, leading to Shandi freaking out. "The fuck? You found the only four bitches more fucked up than I used to be..."

Then they turn thier underwear into weapons...

"THE FUCK?!"

A couple swings and shots later the enemies are all disabled.

Well, except for those in hand to hand with Angel and the Boss. They're more beaten to bloody pulps.

The boss picks up one of thier guns and unless you stop her is going to mess up the rugs. And leave you with bodies in your new place.

"They probably have a place for taking care of this kind of thing, so please, not on the rugs and furniture?"

Then I roll my impromptu human shield over, grab his arm, put my foot on his back to hold him down, and pop said arm out of its socket. That ought to wake him right back up.

"Now, here's how it's going to work. You tell me what I want to know, and I don't leave you to live out your life as a maimed parody of your former self. How many more security in the compound? Where are the offices?"

And if he's hesitant ... well, I'll pull his head up and let him look at he expression on the Boss' face.

Then it's time to sweep and clear and see what the take is. And whether my suspicion as to Loren starting to branch out of the gun and gambling trade in Vice are correct. I half expect to find people penned up in the cellars at this point.
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Post by Psyckosama on Thu May 15, 2014 11:28 am

Rieverre wrote:"They probably have a place for taking care of this kind of thing, so please, not on the rugs and furniture?"

She grimaces and them pistol whips him.

"How the fuck do they shoot them in the face and none of them die."

"Our weapons are magical," Panty replies, "They can't kill humans."

Shandi scoffs. "Then what use are they?"

"When a demon, ghost, or a zombue Apocalypse shows up, ask that again, skank."

Shandi rounds on her. "Who the hell are you calling a skank?!"

"The only mortal woman on earth who's slept with as many men as my sister and hasn't caught some terrifying social disease?"

"She's got you there," Panty observes.

Then I roll my impromptu human shield over, grab his arm, put my foot on his back to hold him down, and pop said arm out of its socket. That ought to wake him right back up.

"Now, here's how it's going to work. You tell me what I want to know, and I don't leave you to live out your life as a maimed parody of your former self. How many more security in the compound? Where are the offices?"

He squeals as long as you do two things. First, consider giving him a job because Loren is going to fire him, maybe even kill him for failing this badly. Second, don't kill him yourself.

And if he's hesitant ... well, I'll pull his head up and let him look at he expression on the Boss' face.

He's seen it.

Then it's time to sweep and clear and see what the take is. And whether my suspicion as to Loren starting to branch out of the gun and gambling trade in Vice are correct. I half expect to find people penned up in the cellars at this point.

Nothing like that. Prostitution is legal in Vice. Sex slaves aren't profitable. Drugs however, are.

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Post by Rieverre on Thu May 15, 2014 1:00 pm

Psyckosama wrote:She grimaces and them pistol whips him.

"How the fuck do they shoot them in the face and none of them die."

"Our weapons are magical," Panty replies, "They can't kill humans."

Shandi scoffs. "Then what use are they?"

"When a demon, ghost, or a zombue Apocalypse shows up, ask that again, skank."

Shandi rounds on her. "Who the hell are you calling a skank?!"

"The only mortal woman on earth who's slept with as many men as my sister and hasn't caught some terrifying social disease?"

"She's got you there," Panty observes.

Yeah, not getting in the middle of that argument. Instead I set the demons to secure the place's books.

Instead I ask the boss - "So, what do you think?," and gesture to indicate the casino in general. What was it Johnny used to say? Oh, yes. "Some stripper poles, flat screens, maybe some nicer furniture ... make it a proper homage and a giant middle finger at the same time."

He squeals as long as you do two things. First, consider giving him a job because Loren is going to fire him, maybe even kill him for failing this badly. Second, don't kill him yourself.

"Really. I'd say sell me on it," I say flatly. "But if you've worked for him for any kind of time, him or his assistants likely have enough dirt on you to flip you back whenever. Besides, it's not me you should be begging to." I point out the angry Russian in the room.

I don't suppose either pair of sisters can officiate a binding contract so that breaking it has serious repercussions? Hey, probably not, but I might as well make sure.

Nothing like that. Prostitution is legal in Vice. Sex slaves aren't profitable. Drugs however, are.

Let it snow, let it snow, let it snow? Man, this really is like Christmas.

Still, Morningstar's main deal was guns. There should be a fair supply of those as well. And finding their holding cells is still a priority.
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Post by Psyckosama on Thu May 15, 2014 1:13 pm

Twitchy_Artemis wrote:"the people who wrote the story were middle age Japanese salerymen, can we just all blame them for what happened back before you meet me?"

The four share a look.

"Nuke Japan."

And I act like a true romantic, and kiss Kneesocks hand softly.
"...it is wonderful to meet you, madams." I say in a french accent.

She begins to speak to you... in french.

I grin a little. "Well, there retched, but fun to read, we might be able to take adventage of this stuff to get ourselves our own little slice of the world." I say with ideas flowing through my head.

The demon sisters look a bit annoyed at the idea.

OOC you might want to mention that that comic books tend to have GENERA RULES... that you can use and abuse to your benefit if you know about them.

"... Im more the steak kinda guy." I say with a shrug.

"They got wings?" Panty asks.


"I figured that out, is it the kind you can teach?" I ask stocking.

"Nope, Divine power."

I sigh back. "Listen, I dont really want to turn you two into humans, your both not fit for it at this point, but I will if you wont work with me to improve yourselves." I say in a soft tone as I help them up.

"We're not becoming well behaved puppets, asshole..."

I sigh. ".... I could use that, I really could..." I look up at the demons. "... but if your going to be my minions, you should learn how to roll with chaos, use it to your advantage to get an orderly outcome." I say with a smile.
"Open up your ways of thinking." I say in an encouraging tone.

"Chaos is something to be ruthlessly stamped out."

Rieverre wrote:Yeah, not getting in the middle of that argument. Instead I set the demons to secure the place's books.

They do.

Then they look down. "Sir, there's a problem..."

The computers are being wiped remotely as you speak.

You have a feeling one of those times elements of the mission just stated.

Instead I ask the boss - "So, what do you think?," and gesture to indicate the casino in general. What was it Johnny used to say? Oh, yes. "Some stripper poles, flat screens, maybe some nicer furniture ... make it a proper homage and a giant middle finger at the same time."

She grins. "Sounds good to me!"

"Really. I'd say sell me on it," I say flatly. "But if you've worked for him for any kind of time, him or his assistants likely have enough dirt on you to flip you back whenever. Besides, it's not me you should be begging to." I point out the angry Russian in the room.

She glares and pulls back the hammer on her gun.

Think of the rugs!

I don't suppose either pair of sisters can officiate a binding contract so that breaking it has serious repercussions? Hey, probably not, but I might as well make sure.

Oh, demonic contracts are a wonderful thing... ^_^

Let it snow, let it snow, let it snow? Man, this really is like Christmas.

Snowflame and Dr Rockso would each shed a single tear.

Still, Morningstar's main deal was guns. There should be a fair supply of those as well. And finding their holding cells is still a priority.

Lots of guns.

The boss blinks. "Well, I don't think weapons will be a problem for a while..."

She walks over to a squad level machine gun and starts to look over it. "Meh. Fabrique Nationale... Bah."

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Post by Rieverre on Thu May 15, 2014 1:36 pm

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They do.

Then they look down. "Sir, there's a problem..."

The computers are being wiped remotely as you speak.

You have a feeling one of those times elements of the mission just stated.

One one hand, this is bad. On the other hand, this is good because it means he's got something actually important in there.

"Find the landline for this place and cut it," I tell Scanty and Kneesocks, then turn to the others. "They're trying to wipe their data. Go find the office fuse boxes and flip the main breakers."

I follow suit. Those should be in out-of-the-way yet accessible places, like broom cupboards, utility closets, etc. We just need the ones for the offices.

(3d10 rollan)

You manage to cut the hard line, but you can't find the breakers. You just hope it was enough.

The sisters were able to force a shut down though. But whatever was on the computers will take a genius to recover.

She glares and pulls back the hammer on her gun.

Think of the rugs!

"I suggest you be really convincing? I'll give you a moment or two to think about your arguments."

I move over to the angry russian lady and mention that it would make things easier on my end if we could do this without having to deal with bodies and clean-up. And while normally I wouldn't really mind responding in kind to when someone tries to have us 'taken out back' it would help us and hurt Phillipe more if we denied him that ammunition. I wouldn't put it past him to have notified law enforcement and as we are now we're still free and clear. Corpses would complicate matters considerably.

Oh, demonic contracts are a wonderful thing... ^_^

I ask the sisters for details and mention the possibility to the Boss.

The boss grimaces. "I make it a buisness not to fuck around with magic. It'll burn you like nothing else."

Lots of guns.

The boss blinks. "Well, I don't think weapons will be a problem for a while..."

She walks over to a squad level machine gun and starts to look over it. "Meh. Fabrique Nationale... Bah."

Well, the guy is Belgian. Somehow I'm not surprised. Though I'd have expected a few Automat Kalashnikovs or HKs at least, to be honest.


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