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Post by Twitchy_Artemis on Thu May 08, 2014 7:55 pm

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"Hey, I saw roll with it..."
I sigh. "... I will try, but this is... damn, 4 nakid girls was not what I expected." I say with a weak smile as I still seem freaked out.

I am still trying to wake up one of the red girls as well.
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Post by Rieverre on Thu May 08, 2014 7:56 pm

Psyckosama wrote:"Clearly," Kneeshocks says in a very dry tone.

Panty is still freaking out. Stocking is also looking uncomfortable.

"We need to take a shower. NOW!"

"They have pills for this, right?" Panty stammers off. "Right?! RIGHT!"

"How would I know whore, I'm not the one who fucks every standing shaft in sight!"

*facepalm* "Don't tell me, let me guess, there's a whole clause about that bit where you only get pregnant when you want to and it only applies if you're not married?"

Siiigh.

"This is a pretty damn big casino, right?" I look at the demon sisters. "Big enough that it has a pharmacy and possibly in-house doctors, or concierge ones. So appropriate contraceptives and morning-after pills should be readily available."

"Your personal quarters and office are up a level. This is the 'Love nest'."

"As evidenced by the bondage dungeon next door ..." I mutter.

"Good job you two." I tell the demon sisters.
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Post by Psyckosama on Thu May 08, 2014 8:05 pm

Twitchy_Artemis wrote:I sigh. "... I will try, but this is... damn, 4 nakid girls was not what I expected." I say with a weak smile as I still seem freaked out.

"Roll with it babe.


I am still trying to wake up one of the red girls as well.

She starts to scream when she wakes up.

Rieverre wrote:*facepalm* "Don't tell me, let me guess, there's a whole clause about that bit where you only get pregnant when you want to and it only applies if you're not married?"

Siiigh.

Yes...

"This is a pretty damn big casino, right?" I look at the demon sisters. "Big enough that it has a pharmacy and possibly in-house doctors, or concierge ones. So appropriate contraceptives and morning-after pills should be readily available."

"Oh, but sir, as the bible says be fruitful and multiply..."

"Isn't contraception a sin..."

"Angels should think such things...

"Fuck you whores. Fuck you!"

"Where's the phone I need pills!"



"As evidenced by the bondage dungeon next door ..." I mutter.

"Good job you two." I tell the demon sisters.

"Thank you, sir."

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Re: I Want You to Fly Away: A Puntasticly Named DCAU RP

Post by Twitchy_Artemis on Thu May 08, 2014 8:08 pm

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"Roll with it babe.
"... umm, how would you roll with it."


She starts to scream when she wakes up.
... I place my hand on her shoulder to try and comfert her as I look pretty damn scared at the moment. "Its ok, Im not going to hurt you, I know about as much of whats going on as you do." I say really fast.

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Post by Rieverre on Thu May 08, 2014 8:15 pm

Psyckosama wrote:"Oh, but sir, as the bible says be fruitful and multiply..."

"Isn't contraception a sin..."

"Angels should think such things...

"Fuck you whores. Fuck you!"

"Where's the phone I need pills!"

"I prefer to believe in self-determination. Seeing as I'm supposed to be the moral compass here, or whatever ... Also, I want you two to imagine, for a moment, what these two would be like during pregnancy."

I leave that to sink in for a moment, though I do grab Panty and Stocking to stop them from just running off. With ZAP assist if needed.

"So, you know what, let's not be mean. Also, let's not screw around with random pills. Get the in-house medico in for a consult. There's usually a few days' worth of grace period. And the one advantage of this place is that they probably even have something for supernaturally induced ones."

"Thank you, sir."

"I'm going to need a cliff-notes briefing paper on the holdings. Write one up when you have a moment."
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Re: I Want You to Fly Away: A Puntasticly Named DCAU RP

Post by Psyckosama on Thu May 08, 2014 9:25 pm

Twitchy_Artemis wrote:
"... umm, how would you roll with it."

That smile says sex.

... I place my hand on her shoulder to try and comfert her as I look pretty damn scared at the moment. "Its ok, Im not going to hurt you, I know about as much of whats going on as you do." I say really fast.

She kicks you off the bed. "WHO ARE YOU AND WHY ARE WE..." she sees the Blonde. "YOU! THIS IS YOUR DOING YOU VILE TRAMP!"

Rieverre wrote:
"I prefer to believe in self-determination. Seeing as I'm supposed to be the moral compass here, or whatever ... Also, I want you two to imagine, for a moment, what these two would be like during pregnancy."

I leave that to sink in for a moment, though I do grab Panty and Stocking to stop them from just running off. With ZAP assist if needed.

The look on thier faces ia a mask of horror.

"So, you know what, let's not be mean. Also, let's not screw around with random pills. Get the in-house medico in for a consult. There's usually a few days' worth of grace period. And the one advantage of this place is that they probably even have something for supernaturally induced ones."

"Already done!"

Kneesocks slams down the phone.

"Of course, sister, every step should be taken to prevent these two from..." she shudders, "Spawning."

"I'm going to need a cliff-notes briefing paper on the holdings. Write one up when you have a moment."

Your rich with a number of local investments.

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Re: I Want You to Fly Away: A Puntasticly Named DCAU RP

Post by Brian Boru on Thu May 08, 2014 9:35 pm

Psyckosama wrote:She pouts.

...that is going to take some getting used to....

As you read it you swear you hear the deep voice of a jive talking black man.

"I've been retired and by that I mean the Lord in all His mercy has finally let me fuckin' die, but while He hasn't given up on them yet, He's not about to let those two crazy bitches run free and as they've proven to suck at the whole ghost fighting thing so He's decided to put them to better use fightin' evil and that shit. So He chose some other poor dumb motherfucker to keep 'em under control, and in His eternal motherfuckin' wisdom, has given you a choke chain to keep 'em under control. Why I didn't get no fuckin' choke chain, I don't know, they got one now.

As for the two demon bitches, look at the reverse of the goddamned letter.

You can let any of these bitches go at any time, but if you do they lose their fuckin' powers. Anyways, you're currently in a superhero universe, so go hero and shit or do the fuck whatever.

This is Garterbelt, signing out!"

"...SERIOUSLY?"

The demon sisters snatch it and turn it over.

You will do as you are commanded. Whatever you are commanded.

You have failed too many times to ignore. This is your punishment.

-Lucifer

The demons go pale.

The more lithe one gasps "The Dark Lord is angry at us... and this is our punishment..."

"What," the other says with a pout. "Being made into slaves or having to live with these two."

"Probably both."

"....good grief...."

I sigh and run my hand down my face, sighing in frustration as I do so.

"Alright. First thing's first. We figure out where we are. The letter said this was a superhero world. If I were a betting man, that means either DC or Marvel universes." I go to a window to take a look and figure out where this room is.

Then I turn to the others, "Anyone lucid enough take a look around and see what we're dealing with if you see any newspapers or magazines particularly business or pop ones bring them here. I'll be able to figure out what universe we are from that."

Anyone NOT lucid I check on them to make sure they're alright, "Hope I didn't hurt anyone too badly with that test did I?"
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Re: I Want You to Fly Away: A Puntasticly Named DCAU RP

Post by Twitchy_Artemis on Thu May 08, 2014 9:38 pm

Psyckosama wrote:
That smile says sex.
I blink. "... really, shouldnt we get to know each other frist?"

She kicks you off the bed. "WHO ARE YOU AND WHY ARE WE..." she sees the Blonde. "YOU! THIS IS YOUR DOING YOU VILE TRAMP!"
I slowly sit up. "... Im Artemis, and I have no idea whats going on, last thing I remember is going to bed back at my own place." I say with a sigh.
"Can we all just calm down and talk for a minute!" I say with a loud voice, hopeing to head off any more yelling.

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Post by Rieverre on Thu May 08, 2014 9:40 pm

Psyckosama wrote:The look on thier faces ia a mask of horror.

Added benefit of proving they didn't just doctor up the documents as a prank.

Sadly, this means that both the Guy Upstairs and the Man Down Under are either kind of assholes or absent-minded enough to not mention this not-so-little issue in their message.

... in retrospect, I really should not be surprised.

"Already done!"

Kneesocks slams down the phone.

"Of course, sister, every step should be taken to prevent these two from..." she shudders, "Spawning."

Ah, isn't motivation wonderful?

"Honestly, the consult is probably going to be useful for all of us. Superhero world tropes. Random pregnancy due to supernatural or extraterrestrial bullshit. It's mostly a device to evoke cheap drama, but since we're already looking into this ..." Shrug.

Your rich with a number of local investments.

Awesome. Does that include convenient bribed officials/public servants? Did the sisters find a Little Black Book?
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Post by Psyckosama on Thu May 08, 2014 11:01 pm

Brian Boru wrote:...that is going to take some getting used to....

She's a freak.

"...SERIOUSLY?"

You see something written on the very bottom of the page.

"Seriously..."

"....good grief...."

And Satan says... do as they're told.

I sigh and run my hand down my face, sighing in frustration as I do so.

"Alright.  First thing's first.  We figure out where we are.  The letter said this was a superhero world.  If I were a betting man, that means either DC or Marvel universes."  I go to a window to take a look and figure out where this room is.

You see... buildings.

Then I turn to the others, "Anyone lucid enough take a look around and see what we're dealing with if you see any newspapers or magazines particularly business or pop ones bring them here.  I'll be able to figure out what universe we are from that."

"There is a TV in the other room..."

Anyone NOT lucid I check on them to make sure they're alright, "Hope I didn't hurt anyone too badly with that test did I?"

Everyone is.

Twitchy_Artemis wrote:
I blink. "... really, shouldnt we get to know each other frist?"

"Slot A into tab B, what else is there to know?"

I slowly sit up. "... Im Artemis, and I have no idea whats going on, last thing I remember is going to bed back at my own place." I say with a sigh.

Blonde blinks. "Isn't that a chick name?"

"Can we all just calm down and talk for a minute!" I say with a loud voice, hopeing to head off any more yelling.

One of them, who has purple and pink looking hair sits up and glares. "Damn it, can't you assholes shut..."

She sees the red skinned girl. "Huh. The fuck are you doing here?"

Rieverre wrote:Added benefit of proving they didn't just doctor up the documents as a prank.

Yep.

Sadly, this means that both the Guy Upstairs and the Man Down Under are either kind of assholes or absent-minded enough to not mention this not-so-little issue in their message.

Maybe.

... in retrospect, I really should not be surprised.

It was more telling them to up the shut fuck and behave than anything.

Ah, isn't motivation wonderful?

Yep.

Though at this point they're in human disguises. Scanty has brown hair and Kneeshocks is a redhead.

Honestly, this...

http://i.imgur.com/WkLuTZA.jpg

"Honestly, the consult is probably going to be useful for all of us. Superhero world tropes. Random pregnancy due to supernatural or extraterrestrial bullshit. It's mostly a device to evoke cheap drama, but since we're already looking into this ..." Shrug.

"I think we're currently at your limit for cheap Drama," Kneeshocks states bluntly. "We've woken up naked and wed to a complete stranger, bound to you as a punishment by our lord without any warning, and not only that but we're not... sisters with those two lunatics and are apparently in a whole different universe out of a comic book!"

"Cam yourself sister. You're getting flustered."

"I apologize. I blush easily."

Awesome. Does that include convenient bribed officials/public servants? Did the sisters find a Little Black Book?

Believe it or not, by local standards you're pretty much a pillar of honesty. :p

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Re: I Want You to Fly Away: A Puntasticly Named DCAU RP

Post by Twitchy_Artemis on Fri May 09, 2014 12:31 am

Psyckosama wrote:
"Slot A into tab B, what else is there to know?"
I look left, then right a bit, then lean in and smile. "the emotional connections that make it so you can have that happen when ever both sides want to, for a long time..." I say a little meekly.

Blonde blinks. "Isn't that a chick name?"
"... Call me Twitchy then" I say with a sigh.


One of them, who has purple and pink looking hair sits up and glares. "Damn it, can't you assholes shut..."

She sees the red skinned girl. "Huh. The fuck are you doing here?"
"... No idea, whats the last thing you remember." I say rubbing the back of my head as I stand up.

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Post by Brian Boru on Fri May 09, 2014 1:09 am

Psyckosama wrote:She's a freak.

...charming... I shudder to think my situation if I'm in Gotham right now...

You see something written on the very bottom of the page.

"Seriously..."

I snort in bemusement at at that, "Why via brick? DON'T ANSWER THAT WITH ANOTHER BRICK IF THAT WAS THE ONLY OPTION!"

And Satan says... do as they're told.

I glance over at them, "So do those interesting chokers signify anything ladies?"

You see... buildings.

Any logos like Stark or Lexcorp or Wayne?

"There is a TV in the other room..."

"Ah never mind them, just someone figure out who owns this room and how long we have before we're booted out of here then."

Everyone is.

Good then, I'm going to find a sheet, wrap myself up and go plop on a seat to channel surf and figure out where the hell we are. Everyone else unless you're the one information gathering, do whatever you want.
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Post by Rieverre on Fri May 09, 2014 2:58 am

Psyckosama wrote:Yep.

Though at this point they're in human disguises. Scanty has brown hair and Kneeshocks is a redhead.

Honestly, this...

http://i.imgur.com/WkLuTZA.jpg

Well, at least she's not the Fiery Redhead archetype. Those can be annoying, to me anyway.

"I think we're currently at your limit for cheap Drama," Kneeshocks states bluntly. "We've woken up naked and wed to a complete stranger, bound to you as a punishment by our lord without any warning, and not only that but we're not... sisters with those two lunatics and are apparently in a whole different universe out of a comic book!"

"Cam yourself sister. You're getting flustered."

"I apologize. I blush easily."

"Don't worry about it. You blush adorably. And I think I'm due my own psychotic break sometime soon. I can only go so far on suspension of disbelief and momentum. That said, don't underestimate a setting's capacity for cheap drama that can be crammed into a plotline. That's not quite as bad as laughing loudly and declaring you are invincible in terms of taunting the world, but it's not good either."

I pinch the bridge of my nose before telling Scanty to go ahead and give her sister a cooldown hug. It might help.

Awesome. Does that include convenient bribed officials/public servants? Did the sisters find a Little Black Book?

Believe it or not, by local standards you're pretty much a pillar of honesty. :p[/quote]

Meaning I'm 'friends' with only about a dozen people in the city and schmooze rather than blackmail.

Joy.

Well, I guess if the doc is coming we should at least get some bathrobes on. Or I will anyway. Might as well watch some more news while we wait. Have the angels stopped freaking out yet?
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Post by Psyckosama on Fri May 09, 2014 3:09 am

Twitchy_Artemis wrote:
"... Call me Twitchy then" I say with a sigh.

"Um, alright..."

"... No idea, whats the last thing you remember." I say rubbing the back of my head as I stand up.

"Going to bed with some hot guy."

Brian Boru wrote:...charming... I shudder to think my situation if I'm in Gotham right now...

Heh.

I snort in bemusement at at that, "Why via brick?  DON'T ANSWER THAT WITH ANOTHER BRICK IF THAT WAS THE ONLY OPTION!"

It's a gold brick... solid gold brick.

I glance over at them, "So do those interesting chokers signify anything ladies?"

"Binding collars," Kneesocks states.

Any logos like Stark or Lexcorp or Wayne?

Only resorts and casinos

"Ah never mind them, just someone figure out who owns this room and how long we have before we're booted out of here then."

They nod and scamper off to do it.

Good then, I'm going to find a sheet, wrap myself up and go plop on a seat to channel surf and figure out where the hell we are.  Everyone else unless you're the one information gathering, do whatever you want.

Your hear mention of among other things Lexcorp and Stark Enterprises...

Seems the LexPad is getting stomped by Stark's latest IronOS tablets...

Rieverre wrote:Well, at least she's not the Fiery Redhead archetype. Those can be annoying, to me anyway.

She's more auburn than classical redhead.

"Don't worry about it. You blush adorably. And I think I'm due my own psychotic break sometime soon. I can only go so far on suspension of disbelief and momentum. That said, don't underestimate a setting's capacity for cheap drama that can be crammed into a plotline. That's not quite as bad as laughing loudly and declaring you are invincible in terms of taunting the world, but it's not good either."

She blushes even more.

I pinch the bridge of my nose before telling Scanty to go ahead and give her sister a cooldown hug. It might help.

She does so.

Meaning I'm 'friends' with only about a dozen people in the city and schmooze rather than blackmail.

Joy.

You're still one of the top employers.

Well, I guess if the doc is coming we should at least get some bathrobes on. Or I will anyway. Might as well watch some more news while we wait. Have the angels stopped freaking out yet?

Yes.

Haven't introduced yourselves yet.

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Post by Rieverre on Fri May 09, 2014 3:24 am

Psyckosama wrote:She's more auburn than classical redhead.

And thank Lucifer for that. Classical redheads are kind of a peeve of mine.

She blushes even more.

"... this is kind of addictive."

You're still one of the top employers.

"Make a note," I muse out-loud, hoping my diligent personal assistants are on the ball for doing so. "Review employment policies so they're in line with the Evil Overlord List ... actually, see if there _is_ an Evil Overlord List here first.

Yes.

Haven't introduced yourselves yet.

Yeah, this did go kind of out of order.

"Actually, introductions might be in order while we wait. I caught some of what I assume are your names, but otherwise not much. Unless there's an actual name for me on whatever wedding documents you found I might as well just call myself Victor Black. Or Boss, mostly because I get a kick out of you calling me that," Gallic shrug. "I've been yanked out of a relatively mundane world with lots of pop culture sources and given a whole body overhaul. I'm also due at least one freak-out sometime soon when the reality of this whole mess strikes home, so don't be too weirded out when that happens. I'm into timewasters like fiction, enjoy spicy food, coffee and chocolate, and have a laundry list of fetishes longer than I'm tall."

I gesture for them to get with the program.
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Post by Psyckosama on Fri May 09, 2014 3:30 am

Rieverre wrote:"... this is kind of addictive."

You get a strange look.

"Make a note," I muse out-loud, hoping my diligent personal assistants are on the ball for doing so. "Review employment policies so they're in line with the Evil Overlord List ... actually, see if there _is_ an Evil Overlord List here first.

"Evil overlord list?"

"Sir, your policies seem to be extremely generous and well beyond state mandated mandatory conditions."

"And that is not counting your large..." Scanty frowns. "Charitable donations."

Yeah, this did go kind of out of order.

"Actually, introductions might be in order while we wait. I caught some of what I assume are your names, but otherwise not much. Unless there's an actual name for me on whatever wedding documents you found I might as well just call myself Victor Black. Or Boss, mostly because I get a kick out of you calling me that," Gallic shrug. "I've been yanked out of a relatively mundane world with lots of pop culture sources and given a whole body overhaul. I'm also due at least one freak-out sometime soon when the reality of this whole mess strikes home, so don't be too weirded out when that happens. I'm into timewasters like fiction, enjoy spicy food, coffee and chocolate, and have a laundry list of fetishes longer than I'm tall."

I gesture for them to get with the program.

"I'm Scanty and this is my little sister, Kneeshocks."

"I'm Stocking. Slutbag over there is my sister Panty."

"Big sister, Panty."

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Post by Rieverre on Fri May 09, 2014 3:45 am

Psyckosama wrote:You get a strange look.

"Really? I have to explain that? Come on, there's just something about her that makes you want to make her blush and blush ... or does she just have that effect on me?"

"Evil overlord list?"

"Collection of rules and regulations aspiring and current Evil Overlords should follow to not get killed by the Hero or their own hubris prematurely. Most of them are reasonable and common sense solutions to what could become cascading problems."

"Sir, your policies seem  to be extremely generous and well beyond state mandated mandatory conditions."

"And that is not counting your large..." Scanty frowns. "Charitable donations."

"Oh, that's a relief."

Before Scanty can continue I start raising fingers as I count down ...

"Tax write offs are likely considerable, we get our pick of talent, the staff might well act in mine, or our, best interests as they see those of their own accord, possibly to the point of taking a literal bullet. We get good press and PR meaning more customers meaning more money rolling in ... really, it's awesomely pure pragmatism. Oh, and apparent 'good guys' get the benefit of the doubt in case of a superhero intervention. Would the short-term gain from enacting more draconic and typically corporate policies offset those gains in the long run?"

"I'm Scanty and this is my little sister, Kneeshocks."

"I'm Stocking. Slutbag over there is my sister Panty."

"Big sister, Panty."

"... I'm seeing a definite theme here. Just coincidence or was it a naming convention back where you're from?"

Though it might be a little inconvenient ...

"Did either of you find IDs in your rooms and are they for your names or some less distinct cover?" I ask the demon sisters.
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Post by Psyckosama on Fri May 09, 2014 3:49 am

Rieverre wrote:"Really? I have to explain that? Come on, there's just something about her that makes you want to make her blush and blush ... or does she just have that effect on me?"

"You are a strange man..."


"Collection of rules and regulations aspiring and current Evil Overlords should follow to not get killed by the Hero or their own hubris prematurely. Most of them are reasonable and common sense solutions to what could become cascading problems."

"Interesting..." their eyes light up.


"Oh, that's a relief."

Before Scanty can continue I start raising fingers as I count down ...

"Tax write offs are likely considerable, we get our pick of talent, the staff might well act in mine, or our, best interests as they see those of their own accord, possibly to the point of taking a literal bullet. We get good press and PR meaning more customers meaning more money rolling in ... really, it's awesomely pure pragmatism. Oh, and apparent 'good guys' get the benefit of the doubt in case of a superhero intervention. Would the short-term gain from enacting more draconic and typically corporate policies offset those gains in the long run?"

"Oh."


"... I'm seeing a definite theme here. Just coincidence or was it a naming convention back where you're from?"

"You mean heaven and hell?" Stocking asks.

"I guess we're not the Anarchy sisters anymore..." Panty says with a sigh.

If you ask, their family name is literally Anarchy

Though it might be a little inconvenient ...

But legal. ^_^

"Did either of you find IDs in your rooms and are they for your names or some less distinct cover?" I ask the demon sisters.

They hold our corporate IDs. It seems that they're VPs./Executive Assistants.

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Post by Rieverre on Fri May 09, 2014 3:57 am

Psyckosama wrote:"You are a strange man..."

"I'll take that as a compliment."

"Interesting..." their eyes light up.

"Given where we are the local equivalent might just be a straight up list of 'evil overlords' which would be disappointing."

"Oh."

"Corporate application of catching more flies with honey than with vinegar."

"You mean heaven and hell?" Stocking asks.

"I guess we're not the Anarchy sisters anymore..." Panty says with a sigh.

If you ask, their family name is literally Anarchy

"Depends on how the legalese reads."

I turn to the demon sisters.

"You've looked through that, so give, did you lot end up taking whatever my name is or have you kept your own?"

Better yet, if they brought copies of the certificates, we might as well give them a once-over here and now.

But legal. ^_^

There are certainly stranger names around, even in not-comic-world.

They hold our corporate IDs. It seems that they're VPs./Executive Assistants.

That's appropriate enough.

"Did you find anything on what's set up for Panty and Stocking?"

They're thorough enough that I think they'll have looked into that too.
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Post by Psyckosama on Fri May 09, 2014 4:03 am

Rieverre wrote:"I'll take that as a compliment."

She looks TIRED.


"Given where we are the local equivalent might just be a straight up list of 'evil overlords' which would be disappointing."

It is a list of evil overlords! Very Happy


"Corporate application of catching more flies with honey than with vinegar."

They're taking notes. Literally.


"Depends on how the legalese reads."

I turn to the demon sisters.

"You've looked through that, so give, did you lot end up taking whatever my name is or have you kept your own?"

Better yet, if they brought copies of the certificates, we might as well give them a once-over here and now.

They have IDs. the Demon Sisters name is hyphenated. Their family name is also literally "Demon"

There are certainly stranger names around, even in not-comic-world.

Yep.


That's appropriate enough.

"Did you find anything on what's set up for Panty and Stocking?"

They're thorough enough that I think they'll have looked into that too.

"They can dig through thier own rooms. We found ours with our wallets. Exactly where we always keep them."

"Knowing those two they'll be found under six months of empty cake wrappers and used condoms respectively..."

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Post by Rieverre on Fri May 09, 2014 4:18 am

Psyckosama wrote:She looks TIRED.

Sigh. Now I feel guilty.

"Alright, alright, I'll try to cut down on the deliberate teasing."

It is a list of evil overlords! Very Happy

Figures. What about the original James Bond version?

They're taking notes. Literally.

Good initiative.

They have IDs. the Demon Sisters name is hyphenated. Their family name is also literally "Demon"

... still probably not the strangest around, but eyecatching.

"They can dig through thier own rooms. We found ours with our wallets. Exactly where we always keep them."

"Knowing those two they'll be found under six months of empty cake wrappers and used condoms respectively..."

Little crude and probably inaccurate on that last part considering Panty's panicked reaction earlier, but I'll let it slide.

"Well, sit down and take a load off you two. We might as well stick around until the medico gets here. And while I'm not expecting you lot," I indicate both the angels and the demons, "to suddenly become bosom buddies overnight, it's good to see that you can be around one-another without things gratuitously exploding or too much annoying language flying around. Good effort. Will probably be useful in the long run."
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Post by Brian Boru on Fri May 09, 2014 9:16 am

Psyckosama wrote:Heh.

Evil

It's a gold brick... solid gold brick.

Ah from the streets upstairs...guess they won't miss it. Hmm wonder if I could melt it down for some holy power imbued weapon...

"Binding collars," Kneesocks states.

"And what all do they entail may I ask?"

Only resorts and casinos

Darn.

They nod and scamper off to do it.

Alrighty then.

Your hear mention of among other things Lexcorp and Stark Enterprises...

Seems the LexPad is getting stomped by Stark's latest IronOS tablets...

"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!"

Yeah that succinctly surmised my thoughts and feelings at this news.
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Post by Twitchy_Artemis on Fri May 09, 2014 10:33 am

Psyckosama wrote:
"Um, alright..."
I grimace as I realize just who these people are.
I turn towards... Kneesocks. "... so, what is the last thing you rememeber before this." I ask, trying to hide my blush as I get up.

I take a look around the room for any clothes, or clue to how we got here.

"Going to bed with some hot guy."
I blink. "was it me, or someone else?"

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Post by Psyckosama on Fri May 09, 2014 10:50 am

Rieverre wrote:Sigh. Now I feel guilty.

You'd be too if you were the one on the leash rather than holding it.

"Alright, alright, I'll try to cut down on the deliberate teasing."

"Thank you, sir."

Figures. What about the original James Bond version?

Nope.


Good initiative.

They're all about initiative


... still probably not the strangest around, but eyecatching.

Yep

Little crude and probably inaccurate on that last part considering Panty's panicked reaction earlier, but I'll let it slide.

ITs in the spirit of things...

"I clean, cunt rag/Who the fuck uses a condom."

"Well, sit down and take a load off you two. We might as well stick around until the medico gets here. And while I'm not expecting you lot," I indicate both the angels and the demons, "to suddenly become bosom buddies overnight, it's good to see that you can be around one-another without things gratuitously exploding or too much annoying language flying around. Good effort. Will probably be useful in the long run."

The sisters come back with their purses.

looking very smug.

"Seems that Stocking wasn't a cunt who torpedoed my acting career here."

"Seems Panty wasn't a cunt who cut me out of the fucking movie..."

They glare at each other.

The Demons sisters blink and Scanty scowls. "What are you saying..."

Panty grins like a shark and holds up a magazine. It's a copy of "Play-Dude"

On it is basically this image (different art style) with the subtext "Anarchy Exposed!"

http://fc09.deviantart.net/fs71/i/2011/350/8/7/panty_y_stocking_by_dianaluc-d4jbodt.png

"We're famous, bitches!"

Brian Boru wrote:
Ah from the streets upstairs...guess they won't miss it. Hmm wonder if I could melt it down for some holy power imbued weapon...

Or the guy downstars. He had a note on it too.


"And what all do they entail may I ask?"

"Basically a magical shock collar that binds us to the conditions of the contract...."


"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!"

Yeah that succinctly surmised my thoughts and feelings at this news.

"The fuck's up with him, Stocking?"

"Why the hell are you asking me?"

Twitchy_Artemis wrote:
I grimace as I realize just who these people are.
I turn towards... Kneesocks. "... so, what is the last thing you rememeber before this." I ask, trying to hide my blush as I get up.

"Not being in bed with a strange man and these two... hooligans! If demons could be infected with STD's I'd be very concerned with my health."

"Hey! I'm clean, cunt!"

I take a look around the room for any clothes, or clue to how we got here.

Nope.


I blink. "was it me, or someone else?"

"Don't think it was you...

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Post by Twitchy_Artemis on Fri May 09, 2014 11:03 am

Psyckosama wrote:
"Not being in bed with a strange man and these two... hooligans! If demons could be infected with STD's I'd be very concerned with my health."

"Hey! I'm clean, cunt!"
"... Umm, do you think anything happened then?" I ask as I look back to see if the other demon is awake.

I take a look around the room for any clothes, or clue to how we got here.

Nope.
I look out the windows to try and see where we are.


"Don't think it was you...
"Ok, then... what the fuck is going on." I voice as I sound frustrated.

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Post by Rieverre on Fri May 09, 2014 11:11 am

Psyckosama wrote:You'd be too if you were the one on the leash rather than holding it.

Fair enough. I have a metaphorical devil on my shoulder regarding this whole thing though.

"Thank you, sir."

"If I didn't think it'd make things worse I'd offer a shoulder rub. Still, there should be some kind of spa in this place, so there's that if things get tense enough."

ITs in the spirit of things...

"I clean, cunt rag/Who the fuck uses a condom."

"We the fuck probably should have," I crack back with a chuckle sounding just a teensy bit on edge.

Great, that Little Moment is closer than I'd anticipated.

I ask the demon sisters if, in their investigation of the 7th Heaven, they saw something labeled Break Room next to my supposed Inner Sanctum upstairs. Because I've had the resolution of getting one if I ever got this wealthy for a while now - a room made for the express purpose of _breaking things_ that is. If so, that's probably where I'll be heading after doctor consult.

The sisters come back with their purses.

looking very smug.

"Seems that Stocking wasn't a cunt who torpedoed my acting career here."

"Seems Panty wasn't a cunt who cut me out of the fucking movie..."

They glare at each other.

The Demons sisters blink and Scanty scowls. "What are you saying..."

Panty grins like a shark and holds up a magazine. It's a copy of "Play-Dude"

On it is basically this image (different art style) with the subtext "Anarchy Exposed!"

http://fc09.deviantart.net/fs71/i/2011/350/8/7/panty_y_stocking_by_dianaluc-d4jbodt.png

"We're famous, bitches!"

"Huh. Congratulations?"

Personally, the adulation of the masses had never been particularly appealing, possibly because I hate people too much.

"Just keep in mind that as much as people love their idols, they also quite enjoy viciously tearing them down."

I do admit that those are some seriously hot pictures though. Vaguely artsy rather than trashy too.

"So, what does the article say about you ... hell, have any of you googled yourselves yet?"

If not, well, we have a huge TV with a web browser and internet connection right here and some time to blow off.
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Post by Psyckosama on Fri May 09, 2014 11:17 am

Twitchy_Artemis wrote:"... Umm, do you think anything happened then?" I ask as I look back to see if the other demon is awake.

She is. She's the one who just replied.

I look out the windows to try and see where we are.

Looks... Vegas like?

"Ok, then... what the fuck is going on." I voice as I sound frustrated.

Shrug

Rieverre wrote:
Fair enough. I have a metaphorical devil on my shoulder regarding this whole thing though.

That earns you a look.

"If I didn't think it'd make things worse I'd offer a shoulder rub. Still, there should be some kind of spa in this place, so there's that if things get tense enough."

There's a shared look. "We might have to make use of it.


"We the fuck probably should have," I crack back with a chuckle sounding just a teensy bit on edge.

Heh.

Great, that Little Moment is closer than I'd anticipated.

Oh?

I ask the demon sisters if, in their investigation of the 7th Heaven, they saw something labeled Break Room next to my supposed Inner Sanctum upstairs. Because I've had the resolution of getting one if I ever got this wealthy for a while now - a room made for the express purpose of _breaking things_ that is. If so, that's probably where I'll be heading after doctor consult.

"Actually, we did...."


"Huh. Congratulations?"

You can taste the smug.

Personally, the adulation of the masses had never been particularly appealing, possibly because I hate people too much.

Panty snorts. "Don't I know it."

"Just keep in mind that as much as people love their idols, they also quite enjoy viciously tearing them down."

Scanty smirks. "Then this will be the shrotest 15 minutes of fame, ever."

I do admit that those are some seriously hot pictures though. Vaguely artsy rather than trashy too.

Playboy is a quality mag.

"So, what does the article say about you ... hell, have any of you googled yourselves yet?"

"Google?"

"We're famous and musicians..."

If not, well, we have a huge TV with a web browser and internet connection right here and some time to blow off.

What do you look for.

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Post by Twitchy_Artemis on Fri May 09, 2014 11:25 am

Psyckosama wrote:
She is. She's the one who just replied.
"... so, what to do now?" I ask the group. "... anyone find a closet or something yet?"

Looks... Vegas like?
... I look down at my fingers for a ring


Shrug
I turn back and blush alot as I see all the wonderful naked woman. "... wow..." I mutter under my breath as I calm down enough for that part to hit me.

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Post by Rieverre on Fri May 09, 2014 12:02 pm

Psyckosama wrote:That earns you a look.

"And before I forget, did you get to take a look at our wedding legalese, and if so, how archaic was the wording and how binding is it to ... well, beings like you? Anything in particular other than the angels' ability to get knocked up that we should keep in mind?"

There's a shared look. "We might have to make use of it.

I tell them to feel free if they feel the need. After all, they live here too and I'm not going to require them to constantly attend my every whim and desire. No matter how much I might want to.

"Actually, we did...."

"Oh, good. If it's what I think it is, it has some fairly standard furniture and electronics and general use items an ordinary living room or study would have, and it's there for the express purpose of someone, myself in this case, going in and breaking things in a cathartic orgy of violent destructive rage." I crack my knuckles as I say that last part. "I'll probably visit it after we've dealt with the immediate issues."

Panty snorts. "Don't I know it."

"You certainly seem to be reveling in it though."

Scanty smirks. "Then this will be the shrotest 15 minutes of fame, ever."

"You do realize that any fallout will also drop right down on us as well, right? What with this whole family unit thing?"

"Google?"

"We're famous and musicians..."

"Oh, right. Probably called different elsewhere. Internet search engine."

What do you look for.

First both sets of sisters together. If nothing pops, individually. Hell, if the Anarchy sisters did a Playdude spread, the local wiki equivalent probably has something on them, or if they're popular enough they might have one of their own. Not sure about the demons, but that's why I'm looking in the first place.
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Post by Psyckosama on Fri May 09, 2014 3:48 pm

Twitchy_Artemis wrote:
Psyckosama wrote:
She is. She's the one who just replied.
"... so, what to do now?" I ask the group. "... anyone find a closet or something yet?"

Looks... Vegas like?
... I look down at my fingers for a ring


Shrug
I turn back and blush alot as I see all the wonderful naked woman. "... wow..." I mutter under my breath as I calm down enough for that part to hit me.

Dude, this RP requires a level of... for lack of a better word, aggression you're not really showing.

Rieverre wrote:"And before I forget, did you get to take a look at our wedding legalese, and if so, how archaic was the wording and how binding is it to ... well, beings like you? Anything in particular other than the angels' ability to get knocked up that we should keep in mind?"

"At the moment, no. The marriage is standard. As for binding, we're bound by Satan's command, not a legal ritual."

I tell them to feel free if they feel the need. After all, they live here too and I'm not going to require them to constantly attend my every whim and desire. No matter how much I might want to.

They're thankful for that.

"Oh, good. If it's what I think it is, it has some fairly standard furniture and electronics and general use items an ordinary living room or study would have, and it's there for the express purpose of someone, myself in this case, going in and breaking things in a cathartic orgy of violent destructive rage." I crack my knuckles as I say that last part. "I'll probably visit it after we've dealt with the immediate issues."

"It seems to be mostly out of date equipment and hotel furniture, most of which shows a reasonable amount of weathering."

"We'd wondered why you have a 'Break Room' with such inferior goods. This explains why."

They seem a little off put by the idea but say nothing.

"You certainly seem to be reveling in it though."

Stocking grins. "Even a stopped clock is right twice a day, right Panty?"

"You do realize that any fallout will also drop right down on us as well, right? What with this whole family unit thing?"

They gag. "Our precious reputations..."

"Oh, right. Probably called different elsewhere. Internet search engine."

You find one.

First both sets of sisters together. If nothing pops, individually. Hell, if the Anarchy sisters did a Playdude spread, the local wiki equivalent probably has something on them, or if they're popular enough they might have one of their own. Not sure about the demons, but that's why I'm looking in the first place.

They're popular. Not super famous, but they're actresses and musicians who are known for being talented utterly shameless.

The other two are also famous too, though a bit less than the others. They make up for it by being noted financial geniuses.

The rivalry between the two is noted.

You pretty much married them as part of what seems to be a convoluted series of bets and agreements that is directly related to the rivalry.

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